I kinda love this

"BorkBorkBjork" (tbirdlemons) 03/16/2016 at 20:24 • Filed to: None

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A big-ass LED Light Bar right in the middle of the grille. Not sure how the radiator feels about it, but I think it’s a bit of genius. Also take note that this photo was taken about 45 miles east of “The Middle of Fucking Nowhere”, so a big light bar on twisty, deer-infested roads is not a terrible idea, without regard to its legality.

And I am not going to comment on a single other aspect of the vehicle.

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > BorkBorkBjork 03/16/2016 at 20:27

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And I am not going to comment on a single other aspect of the vehicle

It’s fucking hideous. Looks like some stereotypical idiot with more money than sense and taste, but really not much of any, drives this thing. It’s horrible, but honestly, we’ve all seen much worse.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > BorkBorkBjork 03/16/2016 at 20:30

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Now I want to see a G35 rally car with light bars.

BorkBorkBjork > Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) 03/16/2016 at 20:31

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Just be glad I didn’t take a picture of the rear.

-this space for rent- > Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) 03/16/2016 at 20:32

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An hour of vinyl removal and a change of wheels and it’d be fine.

Milky > BorkBorkBjork 03/16/2016 at 20:32

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Texas, not surprised.

Danger > BorkBorkBjork 03/16/2016 at 20:48

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It’s parked like a poo-poo turd. Pardon my language.

Rico > BorkBorkBjork 03/16/2016 at 20:58

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I would have gave him the benefit of the doubt, but the fact that his mods are so tasteless I know he uses it when tailgating people for maximum trolling.

Malanga > BorkBorkBjork 03/16/2016 at 21:01

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It’s a good idea but I don’t think it works on anything less than a completely stanced bumper less drift car or something. It’s would totally work on a Silverado or something though. That white one in the back would look pretty good with one going across that middle chrome strip, although it’d have to be a manufacturer option to make any sense asthetically. Looks better than the Brodozers with the big ass light bars up top anyway

Edit: first day on oppo, how do I get permanently in-greyed? Is it just the same a Jalopnik?

wafflesnfalafel > BorkBorkBjork 03/16/2016 at 21:07

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it’s the new Knight Industries Two Thousand! (KITT).

Rico > BorkBorkBjork 03/16/2016 at 21:08

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And since you’re not going to comment on anything else...

That plasti dipped hood looks absolutely dreadful, and the roof probaby looked even worse.

Those headlights? WHAT ARE THOOOOSE!

What is that bullshit lip hanging off the front? I hope it comes loose and he runs over it blowing his tires.

Oh and a white stripe across the windshield to top it all off? Talk about all in.

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > -this space for rent- 03/16/2016 at 21:11

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Which is why I say that as bad as it is, we’ve all seen much worse.

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > BorkBorkBjork 03/16/2016 at 21:12

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Eesh, I’ll take your word for it.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > BorkBorkBjork 03/16/2016 at 21:33

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Looks like this

Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief > BorkBorkBjork 03/16/2016 at 23:50

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When I was 17 I mounted an aircraft landing light behind my grill. 2,000,000 candle power. When you turned it on the engine bogged way down as it hardly had enough spark left to keep the car running. The actual real headlights would go out entirely. The landing light would make a faint glow in the canopy of the overhead trees as I couldn’t get it to aim at the road. Wasn’t at all the effect I had in mind.

I had a love for rally cars long before I had any money or any clue.

So there’s my confession. Also, I have to stand up for the guy. Sure, no radiator in Texas isn’t going to work out, but clearly this guy had a whole $30 to spend on what he could find at Pep Boys and while present me has to laugh a little, fuck it, hooning is hooning. Do what ya can.

Still no excusing that park job though.